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Zurich, the best place to live

Zurich, the best place to live

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"You suck"

— Me

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"that’s what"

— she

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lickystickypickyshe:


tpolisher:


Javva the Hutt Cappuccino with Han Solo Carbonite Cookies!
May the Caffeine be with you!


this is kinda good. those cookies look amazing.


kinda good? KINDA???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This is the coolest thing ever. ever!

lickystickypickyshe:

tpolisher:

Javva the Hutt Cappuccino with Han Solo Carbonite Cookies!

May the Caffeine be with you!

this is kinda good. those cookies look amazing.

kinda good? KINDA???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This is the coolest thing ever. ever!

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lickystickypickyshe:

I haven’t figured out yet if I eat too fast or too much. 
Or both.

Send me a nudie, then i can tell you.

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that-kid-icarus:

lickystickypickyshe:

With every morning poop, my motivation disappears.

I feel like this should be tattoo’ed in script along someone’s back

who is back?

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So, you might ask yourself: “why? why does this radish-couple expose themselves in this way?” Well kids, the answer is simple. Lack of education.

It all began mid highschool, wenn radisha (obviously on the right) said to herself: “you know what radisha, if nicki minaj can be successful, then i don’t need education to be successfull”. Well, we all know, that’s wrong.
But Radisha didn’t know that. So she dropped out of highschool with a #yolo and never returned.

So as she hangs arround in her neighborhood, she notices this cool guy. She was just stunned by his absolutly hot “swag”-sweatshirt, his nice baggypants and his hot ride with the 20-inch-rims. So they began to talk, then to date and soon they shared everything together, their dreams, their beds, their weed.
Everybody else said to Radisha: “This guy Radishio isn’t good for you, he’s to old, he doesn’t have a job” “But what does he need a job for?”, Radisha asked. “He’s got swag, he’s got weed and he’s so fresh!” She stayed with him. Not even the agegap of 6 years didn’t matter to her. She was 15, she sure knew what was good for her!

So it came how it supposed to: Radishio got caught, had to go to the jail. 6 years.

And now Radishia is all alone. No education. No friends. No money. Nowhere to go.

So desperate she has to do everything for money. Luckly Radisha has still a smoking body. That’s why she’s wanted in the porno industry.

And that’s the story behind this picture. It’s Radisha with her Co-worker: Raddy “the Radish” Raddler.
She hates her job. But she needs the money. Because with a kid at home, and a fiance in jail, life is hard.

So kids, i hope you learned something about this story!

And to Radisha: There’s allways a way out. Except if you said “yolo” once. Then, you’re doomed. Feeling sorry for you.

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(Quelle: publicfails)

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"every time you get sad, allways think about this: there are twice as many boobs on this planet as there are women!"